• Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
  • me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
  • me: uses computer without headphones

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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(via ruinedchildhood)